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ASS HAT RACING DRIVER NEEDS TROPHY!

TODAY (January 30th – A Thursday) a tragic thing happened. LOCATION: South-bound in a strictly 80 kph (enforced with multiple speed cameras) Toll-Road tunnel. SITUATION: Both driving at exactly 80 kph in line with me in front. This LEGENDARY STUNT … Continue reading

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Mobile Phone Failures

It’s been so long since I posted a gripe, I figured I better post something fast! Even if it is a little on the lame and short side.. People who let their mobile phones ring and ring and ring and … Continue reading

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Weekend Lycra-wearing Cyclists

You know what I’m talking about, I’m talking about the hordes or 20+ riders who come out on the weekends and they are ALL IN MATCHING SKIN TIGHT LYCRA (or SPANDEX or whatever…) These RIDICULOUS outfits that have NO place ANYWHERE … Continue reading

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“YOU KNOW WE’RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!”

George Costanza (from Seinfeld) is asking some people in a queue, at the airport, where he can find the arrivals info but they don’t want to have anything to do with him…. [He asks a woman, ‘Do you know where … Continue reading

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FATTIES IN TIGHTS!

Before you judge me harshly for judging fatties harshly 😉 It is scientifically proven that having an aversion to the sight of an obese person is quite natural. It’s an in-built genetic trait, or more accurately ‘instinct’ that is designed … Continue reading

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Show Us Your Tits!

The stupid fat woman chomping down a sub, across from me, on the Queen street mall annoys me… The reason she’s annoying me isn’t her obesity (although fatness often does repulse me), it’s her ‘boobage‘ that offends me today! There … Continue reading

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“Bacon and Panties”

  It’s cold, I’m feeling off and everything is a little too bright – like a hangover – I’m having coffee at 6am after being up ALL night and the previous day. Then comes bacon and eggs. mmmmm….. I Look … Continue reading

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